ALMOST...

A husband and wife decided to see a couselor. After introductions, the counselor said to them:

"Often a good indicator of the state of your marriage is the frequency in which you engage in marital relations. Mr. Smith, how often do you estimate that you and your wife enjoy physical relations?"

The husband somewhat timidly responded
"Almost every night."

"Well, that's somewhat surprising", replied the counselor

"Uh," Mr Smith continued, "almost on Monday. Almost on Tuesday. Almost on Wednesday ..."

From: Seok Koon Lee