American Indian Head-Dresses

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the custom of American Indians. After a tour of a reservation they were on, she asked why the differnece in the number of feathers in the head-dresses.

She asked a brave who had only one feather in his head-dress. His reply was, "Me-only have one squaw, me only have one feather."

She asked a brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This brave had 4 feathers in his head-dress. He replied, "Ugh, me have 4 feathers because me sleep with 4 squaws."

Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of squaws involved, she decided to interview the chief. Now the chief had a head-dress full of feathers which needless to say, amused Ms Walters She asked the chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your head-dress?"

The chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me chief, me fuck them all, big, small, fat, tall, me fuck them all." Horriffied Ms Walters stated, "You ought to be hung." The chief replied, "You damned right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake." Ms Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile." The chief replied, "Hoss-style,dog-style,wolf-style, any style, me fuck them all."

Tears in her eyes, Ms Walters cried, "Oh dear!" The chief said, "No deer, me fuck no deer. Asshole too high and fucker run too fast. No fuck deer."

From: SIMON KHOO