Reporter at A Mental Hospital

A reporter goes to a mental hospital to interview patients.

The first one she comes to is swinging a baseball bat. She asked, "Excuse me sir, what are you doing?" He replied, "I'M not going to be here forever. I'm going a professional baseball player.

The second one she came to was throwing a basketball at the wall. Again she asked, "Excuse me sir, what are you doing?" He replied, "I'M not going to be here forever, I'm going to be a professional basketball player.

Finally she came upon a door that was slightly open and saw a man masturbating with a nut in his hand. She had to ask, "Excuse me Sir, What are you doing?" He answered excitably, "I am fucking nuts lady, and I'M never getting out of here.

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