The Birth Of A Pussy

Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy - to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knife - he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with hammer and chisel - he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
using red velvet - he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
using a fox fur - he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish - and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it - and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
who sucked it, and fucked it - and named it a cunt.