bought a calf instead...

There was a young man went to the doctor and said he wanted to get married but he was worried about the small size of his member. The doctor advised him to go and stay on a farm, dip his wick in milk several times a day, and have it sucked by a calf.

Some months later when they met in the street, the doctor said, "How's your marriage?"

"Oh, I didn't get married doctor, I bought a calf instead."

FROM: Lee Ek Kuah