Camel's Balls

The Israeli army unit was crossing the desert and most of the men were on camels. Lt. Smith had a very stubborn camel, and finally it stopped dead in its tracks and refused to move another step.

The rest of the unit moved on, leaving Smith along with his mulish camel.

Smith sat on the camel for three hours. He kicked the camel. He pleaded with the camel. He shouted curses at the camel. But the camel just wouldn't move.

He dismounted, and was standing disconsolately at its side when a woman soldier drove up in a jeep. She asked Lt. Smith what the trouble was, and he explained that the camel wouldn't budge.

"Oh, I can fix that," she said, jumping out of her jeep. She reached down and put her hand under the camel's belly. The camel jumped up and down, up again, and then suddenly raced away at the rate of half a mile a minute.

Lt. Smith was astounded. "What did you do, lady? What's the trick?"

"It's simple, Lieutenant. I just tickled his balls."

"Well, lady, you'd better tickle mine too, and quickly, because I have got to catch that camel...!!!!"

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