Cock-n-Ass Story

Once there was this city boy who wanted to go and live off the land, so he headed out to a farm to buy some animals. "I'll take one of these," he said to the farmer. "What is it?"

"Well to me it's a cock but to you it's a chicken," replied the farmer.

"Okay," said the city boy. "And I'll take one of those too if you'll tell me what it is."

"To me it's an ass but to you it's a mule," explained the farmer, "and when that ass gets stubborn, it sits down and you have to scratch its belly to get it moving again."

So the city boy set off down the road with all his new purchases.

He was doing fine till a pretty girl drove by, at which point the ass sat down and refused to budge. Seeing he was having some trouble, the girl backed up and asked if there was anything she could do to help.

"Actually yes," said the city boy. "Will you plaese hold my cock while I scratch my ass?"