PCMCIA
- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
- It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI
- System Can't See It
DOS
- Defunct Operating System
BASIC
- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
- I Blame Microsoft
DEC
- Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
- Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW
- World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
