Doctor-Patient Jokes

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached thedesk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you." he said. "We do not use language like that here," she said. "Please go outside and come back in and say that there's something wrong with your ear or whatever."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it." the man replied.

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.

Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor.

The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethescope so he couldn't hear."
The second nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms."
The third nurse fainted.

Contributed by:
Lee Seok Koon, sklee@tartarus.uwa.edu.au