Emma comes first

A bus stops and two obviously Italian type men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady seated behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following :-

Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again, Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I come once more.

"You foul mouthed swine", retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."

"Hey coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

Contributed by:
Lee Seok Koon, sklee@tartarus.uwa.edu.au