Masturbation Tag Lines

• Masturbation: *Safe* when your Significant Other is in her 9th month.

• Masturbation: At least it's sex with someone I love!

• Masturbation: Autoeroticism.

• Masturbation: Can cause insanity. {- Back to the 18th Century, shmuck!}

• Masturbation: Doesn't cause blindness; Love does.

• Masturbation: Feels good, provides relief, no disease worries.

• Masturbation: If you DO IT wrong ... How can you DO IT W*R*O*N*G ???

• Masturbation: Knowing you love the one you have sex with.

• Masturbation: Males don't have to be *taught* how to do it!

• Masturbation: Natural? Yes. Preferred? Sometimes. Fast? Usually.

• Masturbation: No apology necessary if you can't keep it up.

• Masturbation: No criticism of sexual performance, ever!

• Masturbation: Not as good as a partner, but *always* available.

• Masturbation: Nothing follows you around later that's not *attached*.

• Masturbation: OOHHHHH, that F-f-f-feels so GOOOOOD!

• Masturbation: Sex with someone you truly love.

• Masturbation: The human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT.

• Masturbation: The speedy relief, tension reducer, erection eraser.

• Masturbators DO IT singlehandedly (sometimes)
     From:Gary (Baltimore, Maryland; USA)

• Masturbation: Its not just for breakfast anymore!
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