The Fedaral Government's New, Unabridged MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Barium -

What you do when the patient dies

Urine-

The opposite of "you're out"

Cauterize-

Made eye contact

D&C -

Where Washington is

Ova -

Finished; done with

Sperm -

To reject; look away from

Dilate -

To live a long time

Enema -

Opposite of a friend

Node -

Was aware of

White count -

The number of caucasians

Hernia -

Pertaining to a female's knee

Fibrillate -

To tell a small lie

Bunion -

Paul's surname

Genital -

Non-Jew

Sacrum -

Holy

Paradox -

Two doctors

Constipation -

Endangered feces

Penis -

Someone who plays the piano

Humerus -

To tell us what we wnat to hear

Intestine -

Currently taking an exam

Coronary -

Domesticated Yellow Bird

Outpatient -

A person who has fainted

Pap smear -

To slander your father

Rectum -

Dang near killed him

Seizure -

Roman Emperor

Cat Scan -

When the Secret Service looks for Socks

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