Types Of People You Might Meet In The Men's Room

EXCITABLE :

Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts

SOCIABLE :

Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not

CROSS-EYED :

Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed

TIMID :

Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later

INDIFFERENT :

If all urinals being used, pisses in sink

CLEVER:

No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor

WORRIED :

Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

FRIVOLOUS :

Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug

ABSENT MINDED :

Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

CHILDISH :

Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

TOUGH :

Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it

PATIENT :

Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand

EFFICIENT :

Waits until he has to crap, then does both

DRUNK :

Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

DISGRUNTED :

Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

CONCEITED :

Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat

DESPERATE :

Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants

SNEAK :

Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed