more miscellaneous jokes

Q: Why can't Santa Claus have children?
A: Well, he COMES only once a year and that's down a chimney.

They were taking a sex survey in the student union last week. One of the questions they asked was, "Do you practice safe sex?" He answered, "Sure, I practice it all the time! Now if I could just get someone to do it WITH me!"

That brings to mind the person filling out a job application who encountered the question "Sex : M_______ F______". After some thought, he replied "I M almost every night, but I haven't F'ed in a long time."

Contributed by: Tan Hong Ying,

tanhy@tartarus.uwa.edu.au