SEMINARS FOR MARRIED MEN

Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to men of any marital status.
Class size will be limited to 18 as material may prove to be difficult.

Course No. Course Title

101 Combating Stupidity

102 You Too Can Do Housework

103 P.M.S. - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

104 How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray

105 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money

106 Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM

107 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Called "Don't Wash My Silks"

108 Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception

109 Get a Life - Learn How To Cook

110 How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong

111 Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right

112 Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

113 You - The Weaker Sex

114 Reasons To Give Flowers

115 How To Stay Awake After Sex

116 Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom

117 Garbage - Getting It To the Curb

SEX 118A You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

SEX 118B The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower

119 The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonomous

120 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

121 How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

122 The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency

123 Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

124 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

125 You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

126 Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

127 Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works

128 The Attainable Goal - Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary

129 Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is NOT Necessary

130 Real Men Ask For Directions

131 How To Take Illness Like a Man

If sufficient interest is shown and qualified instructors can be found, the course offerings may be expanded.
(See also: SEMINARS FOR MARRIED WOMEN)

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Course No.	Course Title
101	Combating Stupidity
102	You Too Can Do Housework
103	P.M.S. - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
104	How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
105	We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money
106	Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM
107	Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Called "Don't Wash My Silks"
108	Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception
109	Get a Life - Learn How To Cook
110	How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
111	Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
112	Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
113	You - The Weaker Sex
114	Reasons To Give Flowers
115	How To Stay Awake After Sex
116	Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
117	Garbage - Getting It To the Curb
SEX 118A	You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
SEX 118B	The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
119	The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonomous
120	How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
121	How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
122	The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
123	Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
124	How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
125	You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
126	Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
127	Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
128	The Attainable Goal - Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
129	Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is NOT Necessary
130	Real Men Ask For Directions
131	How To Take Illness Like a Man