SEMINARS FOR MARRIED WOMEN
The male staff will be offering courses to women of all marital status.
Attendance in at least 10 is mandatory:
Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
Doing Housework Without Complaining
Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
Excercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
Sex: Learning How to Initiate
How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
The Toilet Seat: I Can Put It Down
Sex Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger -- But You're Acceptable
Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
Sex: More Than Just Lying There
Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
Makeup: The Less is More Theory
Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
If sufficient interest is shown and qualified instructors can be found, the course offerings may be expanded.
(See also:
SEMINARS FOR MARRIED MEN
)
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