Sleeping With Women

A guy walks into a bar, slams a twenty quid note down and tells the barman to get him a vodka. The barman serves the drink and enquires about the problem. "I just found out my brother is gay" says the guy.

"Man, that's tough" says the barman.

Two weeks later the same guy goes into the bar again, and slams another twenty quid note. Then barman again enquires about the problem. "I just found out my father is gay too!" says the guy.

"Wow, you family is fucked up" says the barman.

Two weeks later, the guy walks into the bar again. Before he has a chance to take out any money, the bartender looks at him and says: "Hey, doesn't anyone in your fucking family like to sleep with women!"

"Yeh", answers the guy, "my wife"...

Contributed by:
Lee Seok Koon, sklee@tartarus.uwa.edu.au