Tarzan and Jane
* One non English word's definition:
* blat = destroyed
One day while Tarzan was swinging from tree to tree, he saw the
Jane and wooed her. He succeeded and managed to convince Jane that
sex before marriage is acceptable in the jungles.
Jane knew the serious consequenses of not having protection
during sex and insisted that Tarzan go and find the jungle's medicine
man to get a condom.
- There went Tarzan zipping straight to the medicine man's hut.
- Tarzan : Me Tarzan. Me girlfriend Jane. Me wanna fuck me girlfriend
but me no want Tarzan juniors.
- Med man : Ok....I'll sell you this latex condom. It's 99% effective
if you follow the instructions carefully.
- Tarzan : Ok.
- A while later, Tarzan came went back to the med man's hut
- Tarzan : Condom no good
- Med man : What's wrong? Are you ok?
- Tarzan : Me ok....but condom blat before Tarzan finish with Jane
- Med man : oh...you got strong gun hei?
- Tarzan : Me got the strongest gun in the whole jungle!!!
- Med man : Ok...I sell you this wooden condom....
- A while later, Tarzan came back again.
- Tarzan : Condom no good
- Med man : Why? Are you ok?
- Tarzan : Me ok....but condom blat before Tarzan finish with Jane
- Med man : Wow....Oh ok. Me give you the best thing me have.
Definitely the strongest.....metal condom.
- Tarzan : Ok
- A while later, Tarzan came back yet again.
- Tarzan : Condom no good
- Med man : Why? Are you ok?
- Tarzan : Me ok....condom ok....Jane blat
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