The Height Of...

Height of Noise: Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.
Height of Itch: A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples.
Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.
Height of laziness:: Adoption.; A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
Height of Competition:: A guy peeing beside a waterfall.; A topless lady standing near mount everest.
Height of Bravery:: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
Height of Sophistication:: Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgustion:: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
Height of Technology: Condom with zip.
Height of Pain:: Sliding down a rocky mountain using your balls as brakes.; Screwing a meat mincer.
Height of Expectation:: A gay couple buying a baby's cot.
Height of Trouble:: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching.
Height of Laziness:: A man after shitting on the sea-side waiting for the tide to clean his ass.
Height of Heights:: A man pissing from the top of the Niagara falls.

From: BOB