V-V-V-VIBRA-A-ATOR

A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex aids shop and asked in a quavering voice,
"Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l d-dildoes h-here?"

The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's appearance in his shop, answered,
"Uh, yes ma'am. We do. "

The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked
"D-do y-you ha-ave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?"

"Well, yes ma-am, we do. We have several that size."

Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then asked,
"A-are an-nny of t-them about thi-is b-big ar-roun-d?"

"Well... yes ma'am, a few of them are about that big."
"D-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a v-v-v-vibra-a-ator?"

"Yes ma'am, one of them does."
"W-w-ell, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?"

From: Simon