Women Safety Training
Per SATO-6016, section 8.1, all System Test Engineers are required
to attend the Safety Chemical Handling training.
In order to prepare you for the training, the training material is
provided below to facilitate you into understanding the importance of
the safety chemical handling of the hazardous materials.
Remember ... someday, the awareness of the safety chemical
handling may save your lives!!
Please read on!
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HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMEN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118 lbs., known to vary from 110 to 550 lbs.
OCCURENCE: Copious quantities throughout the world
- PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
- Surface usually covered with a painted film
- Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
- Melts when treated properly
- Bitter if incorrectly used
- Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common crude
- Yields to pressure applied to correct points
- CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
- Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
- May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason
- Insoluble in liquids but activity is greatly increased by saturation
in alcohol
- Most powerful money-reducing agent known
- COMMON USES:
- Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
- Can be great aid to relaxation
- TESTS:
- Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
- Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
- HAZARDS:
- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
- Illegal to possess more than one
See also: Men - A Chemical Analysis